was born to Edward & Melba Stinkovich in the early 1800's after they

Mr. & Mrs. Stinkovich with young Eugene

had immigrated from the old country.  Stinky was a rambunctious youth who's one brush with the law had been a conviction for suicide which was overturned on appeal. 
- As a young adult he enrolled in Yale University where he was a shoe in as a member of the Skull

Very rare Skull and Bones Fraternity picture

 & Bones Fraternity.  But soon he had to leave collegiate life to serve his parents adopted country in the war to end all wars.

Captain Kennedy and ASC Stinhovich

-  Enlisting in the Marine Corps, he was assigned to protect the south from the hated Japanese Empire on a PT Boat commanded by a brash young captain from Massachusetts.  He served with distinction as an anchorman second class who's chief mission was to keep the boat from moving while not in route.  He was posthumously awarded several decorations for exemplary and outstanding anchorage during the conflict.

Stinky as test subject D

-  At war's end Stinky remained in uniform, but was reassigned to the Los Alamos national testing facility where he served on the graveyard shift as test subject D.

"We had an instant bond... to this day I don't know if it was the warm ocean breeze, the romantic local customs, or the way it seemed all the native inhabitants just melted away when we looked at each other.  Needles to say, I think I made an impression on her" - Stinky on meeting Olga

- Honorably discharged from service he took a well earned vacation at a popular destination of the day.  The Bikini Atoll was over run with service personnel at the time so he "had a blast".  While at that exotic locale he met and fell in love with his wife Olga.

- They were soon wed, but unfortunately, Olga passed away very young after an heroic bout with death.
- Widowed and without an hair, Stinky went into the only profession in which a rotting, bitter, college dropout, with youthful indiscretions, and a war record could excel... national politics.  Although only a shell of a man, he has served the people of America with his, as one colleague put it, "usual Stinky gravitas".  Now he has set his one good eye on the White House and with your help at the grass roots... actually a few feet below the grass roots... he is resigned to push up the American spirit and not just daisies any more.