The constitution gives us the right to keep and bare arms.  While Kevorkianists aren't sure what they mean by "bare arms" we are pretty sure it means you can have a gun. 

Baring arms as the Constitution stipulates is a bit confusing.  We aren't sure if it means baring actual arms or guns.  Because it is not always a given that any living impaired person will still have their arms to bare.  We suggest changing the Bill of Rights to the wording "keep and bare weapons" to clarify this confusion. 

This helps us live up to our motto... The deader the better