"I fail to see how it's a punishment. Death was
the best thing that ever happened to me"
- Eugene (Stinky) Stinkovich
Many people have this view, but for the wrong reasons. Death isn't a bad thing to this political party, it's a new beginning. Indeed it is the greatest thing that ever happened to our presidential candidate and his wife. We feel the death penalty should be abolished and the funds diverted to a far more effective deterrent, the research into drugs which lead to everlasting life. These, when threatened toward many criminals, in our opinion, will make them stop and think twice. Obviously most living people who commit capital crimes are excited to speed their journey toward living impairment and we don't think we should reward them any longer. |